(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
And finally someone said it
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
Praise the lord
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers